Diagnosed as drunk
Lyrics: Jan
Music: Jan

Uuuuughhh.....

Ver. 1
The party started smoothly
You were drinking and having fun
A blackout ended the party
Suddenly all common sense was gone

Chorus
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk

Ver. 2
You awakened in the hospital
No way to go - no way to run
Drenched in alchol - lots of fun
Collapsing kidney - total disaster

Chorus
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk
Diagnosed as drunk